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English: A Peculiar Language
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Why We Call A Horse A Pony and Other Interesting Animal Nickname Origins
The English language, especially American English, is a conglomeration of other languages, and everyday words and slang sometimes get misconstrued, leaving them with a new meaning. This type of mixup has happened a lot in the world of animal nicknames. “Bunny,” for example, was intended for an entirely different animal, and the word "pig" is widely mis used. From “bunny” and “kitty” to “puppy” and “pony,” here are the fascinating origins of common animal names.
Pony
Powny, the Scottish word to describe a very small horse, has been around since the mid-17th century. Back then, the direct definition of a powny was a horse less than 13 hands tall. It likely came from a (now obsolete) French word, poulenet, that had roughly the same meaning: “little foal.” A foal, of course, is the technical term for a horse less than one-year-old, but in English (and especially among children) we commonly use the term pony instead. The modern definition of a pony is a horse of a small breed that is less than 58 inches (14 and a half hands) tall at the shoulder.
The usage of “pony” as an indicator of something smaller than usual has spilled over (literally and figuratively) into barware. As “pony” can also mean “something that is smaller than standard,” the pony glass comes in two styles: a quarter-pint of beer or a one-ounce shot (sometimes called a cordial glass).
Bunny
“Bunny” is the word most commonly used to refer to a baby rabbit (or just any rabbit, period), but it’s technically incorrect. A baby rabbit is actually called a “kitten” or “kit,” and a newborn hare (a mammal that resembles a large rabbit) is called a “leveret,” but collectively, we tend to call them all bunnies. “Bunny” comes from the Scottish language; the use of bun in Scottish dialects can be traced back to the late 16th century, when it was used to describe a squirrel. In the late 17th century, it took on a new name, referring to rabbits OR hares.
Puppy
For over 500 years, “puppy” has been used to describe a small dog, although in the late 15th century, it was specifically “a woman’s small dog.” It likely came from the French word poupée, which means “doll” or “toy." The likely connection was that the small size of the dog resulted in it being petted and played with like a doll. In the 1590s, its direct meaning shifted from a “toy dog” to a “young dog,” which is how we still use it today. Around that time, it replaced the nearly obsolete word for puppy, “whelp,” which is now used as a verb for when a female dog gives birth.
Kitty
“Kitty,” a term that is now used as slang for any cat, originated from the word “kitten,” which has been around for nearly 700 years. It is an Anglo-French variant of kitoun, from the earlier Old French chaton or chitoun, meaning “little cat.” The word “kitty” itself was first recorded in 1719 as another word for a "young cat."
The use of “Kitty” as a common nickname for “Catherine” started around the 16th century, and around that time, it was also used as a sort of synonym for a young girl. This means that using “kitty” to describe a young girl was actually used BEFORE “kitty” to describe a cat. Other historic definitions of “kitty” include its use as a noun for “the pool of money in a card game” (from late 19th century American English) and as another word for “jail” (from early 19th century England). Perhaps most obscurely, in the early 20th century, “to have kittens” meant “to lose one’s composure.”
Pig
It seems as though all the words for swine have become muddled over the centuries. Now, “pig,” “swine,” “hog,” and sometimes, “boar,” are used interchangeably, but there are differences between all of these terms. A “pig'' (from Middle English pigge) is technically the word for a young swine that isn’t an adult yet (similar to “puppy” or “kitten”) but instead, we usually use “piglet” or “piggy,” leaving “pig” for a much broader definition. The word “piggy” (also spelled “piggie”) has been used since the 18th century, to denote a “little pig.” A “hog” (from Old English hogge) is technically a swine that weighs over 120 pounds, but again, “hog” is usually used for any adult swine. Further differentiating the porcine creatures, a boar (from Old English bar) is a domestic male pig, and a sow (from Old English sugu or su) is a domestic female pig. There is some modern understanding of a boar as a wild pig with tusks, but the word technically applies to all uncastrated domestic male pigs (and some other species, including badgers, guinea pigs, and hedgehogs).
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Definition of "aphorism":
A concise and often witty statement of wisdom or opinion, such as “Children should be seen and not heard,” or “People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.”.
Here's a collection of aphorisms:
- 1. Modern slaves are not in chain. They are in debts.
- 2. No matter how educated, talented, rich or cool you believe you are, how you treat people ultimately tells all.
- 3. In life, it's important to know when to stop arguing with people and simply let them be wrong.
- 4. Don't trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.
- 5. "A ship is always safe on shore, but that is not what it's built for." - Albert Einstein
- 6. A smart person knows what to say. A wise person knows whether to say it or not.
- 7. "Any fool can know. The point is to understand." - Albert Einstein
- 8. "I fear the day that technollogy will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots." - Albert Einstein
- 9. When Albert Einstein met Charlie Champlin:
Einstein said: "What I admire most about your art is its universality. You do not say a word, and yet the world understand you!
Charlie Champlin said: "It's true, but your fame is even greater! The world admire you, when nobody understand you!
- 10. "Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves." - D.H.Lawrence
- 11. When you see that in order to produce, you need tpo obtain permission from men who produce nothing -
When you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors -
When you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you -
When you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice -
you may know that your society is doomed." - Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged, 1957
- 12. "Politicians should wear jackets like Nascar drivers, then we know who owns them." - Robin Williams
- 13. In America, they call it "lobbying" . Everywhere else in the world, they call it "bribery and corrruption.
- 14. "When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the losers." - Socrates
- 15. "Complaining about a problem without posing a solution is called whining." - Teddy Roosevelt
- 16. "There is a major difference between intelligence and stupidity; intelligence has its limits." - Albert Einstein
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The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses
every letter of the alphabet.
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they
are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
There are only four words in the English language that end in
"dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
There are two words in the English language that have all five
vowels (a e i o u) in alphabetical order: "abstemious" and "facetious."
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters
only on one row of the keyboard.
"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and
"lollipop" with your right.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or
purple.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
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English Language Resources
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- Have you ever heard of "heteronyms"? They’re words that are spelled the same, but pronounced differently. Heteronyms often have multiple pronunciations and meanings. Depending on the context, your intended meaning might change quite a bit. Here are a few examples of heteronyms.
Record
Remember those vinyl disks spinning on a turntable that played music? That’s a record (REK-ord) and they’re making a comeback. However, musicians first have to record (ree-CORD) their songs before the album is sold.
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Wound
If you’ve coiled something — like a string — around another object, you’ve wound (WOW-nd) it up. If your intent is to hurt someone, whether physically or with words, you’ll wound (WOO-nd) them. You might have wound up a rubber band, snapped it, and wounded someone nearby. We don’t recommend you try this.
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Graduate
The pronunciation difference with graduate not only changes the word, but the part of speech as well. To graduate (GRAD-joo-ate), you cross the stage in your cap and gown and accept your diploma. If you’re a graduate (GRAD-joo-uht), you are the person crossing the stage.
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Sewer
You’ll be glad to know that this is one case where the two pronunciations have absolutely no correlation. One sewer (SOO-er) is the underground tunnel system for household waste. The other sewer (SO-er) is known more professionally as a tailor, and makes and mends your clothes.
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Excuse
The meanings behind the heteronyms "excuse" and "excuse" are similar, but you'll want to differentiate the two through the parts of speech and the way the “s” sounds in the last syllable. The noun excuse (ex-KYOOS) is the word to describe a reason for not completing your chores. In cases like these, you can use the verb excuse (ex-KYOOZ) to get out of the situation and pretend you’ve got to run an errand.
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Minute
The only similarity between "minute" (MIN-uht) and "minute" (my-NOOT) with a long “i” is that the words both reference something small. In fact, minute with a long “i” is defined as something tiny or of little significance. A 60-second minute, however, is a brief unit of time.
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Slough
How do you pronounce this one again? The good news is that if you guess, you’ll probably get at least one version right. If you pronounce the word as "sluff," you’re describing a snake shedding its skin. "Sloo" and "slow" (rhymes with cow) are different pronunciations for a swamp.
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Nun
You probably recognize nuns as religiously affiliated women, but did you know "nun" can also rhyme with the word "noon"? If you say it like that, it’s the fourteenth letter in the Hebrew alphabet.
Deliberate
You can deliberate (de-LIB-er-ate) the pronunciations for many words — especially if you have an accent. Plenty of arguments spring from these conversations. However, don’t be deliberate (de-LIB-er-uht) in your intentions to feud if you want to keep your friends.
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Homophones
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Meanings of homophones:
1. One of a group of words pronounced in the same way but differing in meaning or spelling or both, as for example bear and bare
2. A written letter or combination of letters that represents the same speech sound as another: ``ph'' is a homophone of ``f'' in English
English (especially British English) is not spelt phonetically. Two words
can share none, any or all of Spelling, Pronunciation and Meaning. All
languages have synonyms (words with unrelated spelling and pronunciation
but the same meaning) and words with multiple meanings. However English
has an exceptional disparity between spelling and pronunciation.
The possible combinations or some but all characteristics being
the same are as follows:-
Spelling |
Pronunciation |
Meaning |
Classification |
Example |
Same |
Different |
Different |
Homonym |
refuse |
Different |
Same |
Different |
Homophone |
See below |
Same |
Same |
Different |
Multiple meanings |
trap |
Different |
Different |
Same |
Synonym |
rare/uncommon |
Same |
Different |
Same |
Alternative pronuncation |
Schedule (British/American pronuncation) |
Different |
Same |
Same |
Alternative spelling |
jail/gaol |
This is a list of British-English homophones.
A collection of 441 homophones:
396 pairs, 40 triples and 5 quadruples.
546 pairs of homophone words.
- accessary, accessory
- ad, add
- ail, ale
- air, heir
- aisle, I'll, isle
- all, awl
- allowed, aloud
- alms, arms
- altar, alter
- arc, ark
- aren't, aunt
- ate, eight
- auger, augur
- auk, orc
- aural, oral
- away, aweigh
- awe, oar, or, ore
- axel, axle
- aye, eye, I
- bail, bale
- bait, bate
- baize, bays
- bald, bawled
- ball, bawl
- band, banned
- bard, barred
- bare, bear
- bark, barque
- baron, barren
- base, bass
- bay, bey
- bazaar, bizarre
- be, bee
- beach, beech
- bean, been
- beat, beet
- beau, bow
- beer, bier
- bel, bell, belle
- berry, bury
- berth, birth
- bight, bite, byte
- billed, build
- bitten, bittern
- blew, blue
- bloc, block
- boar, bore
- board, bored
- boarder, border
- bold, bowled
- boos, booze
- born, borne
- bough, bow
- boy, buoy
- brae, bray
- braid, brayed
- braise, brays, braze
- brake, break
- bread, bred
- brews, bruise
- bridal, bridle
- broach, brooch
- bur, burr
- but, butt
- buy, by, bye
- buyer, byre
- calendar, calender
- call, caul
- canvas, canvass
- cast, caste
- caster, castor
- caught, court
- caw, core, corps
- cede, seed
- ceiling, sealing
- cell, sell
- censer, censor, sensor
- cent, scent, sent
- cereal, serial
- cheap, cheep
- check, cheque
- choir, quire
- chord, cord
- cite, sight, site
- clack, claque
- clew, clue
- climb, clime
- close, cloze
- coal, kohl
- coarse, course
- coign, coin
- colonel, kernel
- complacent, complaisant
- complement, compliment
- coo, coup
- cops, copse
- council, counsel
- cousin, cozen
- creak, creek
- crews, cruise
- cue, kyu, queue
- curb, kerb
- currant, current
- cymbol, symbol
- dam, damn
- days, daze
- dear, deer
- descent, dissent
- desert, dessert
- deviser, divisor
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- dew, due
- die, dye
- discreet, discrete
- doe, doh, dough
- done, dun
- douse, dowse
- draft, draught
- dual, duel
- earn, urn
- eery, eyrie
- ewe, yew, you
- faint, feint
- fah, far
- fair, fare
- farther, father
- fate, fête
- faun, fawn
- fay, fey
- faze, phase
- feat, feet
- ferrule, ferule
- few, phew
- fie, phi
- file, phial
- find, fined
- fir, fur
- fizz, phiz
- flair, flare
- flaw, floor
- flea, flee
- flex, flecks
- flew, flu, flue
- floe, flow
- flour, flower
- foaled, fold
- for, fore, four
- foreword, forward
- fort, fought
- forth, fourth
- foul, fowl
- franc, frank
- freeze, frieze
- friar, fryer
- furs, furze
- gait, gate
- galipot, gallipot
- gallop, galop
- gamble, gambol
- gays, gaze
- genes, jeans
- gild, guild
- gilt, guilt
- giro, gyro
- gnaw, nor
- gneiss, nice
- gorilla, guerilla
- grate, great
- greave, grieve
- greys, graze
- grisly, grizzly
- groan, grown
- guessed, guest
- hail, hale
- hair, hare
- hall, haul
- hangar, hanger
- hart, heart
- haw, hoar, whore
- hay, hey
- heal, heel, he'll
- hear, here
- heard, herd
- he'd, heed
- heroin, heroine
- hew, hue
- hi, high
- higher, hire
- him, hymn
- ho, hoe
- hoard, horde
- hoarse, horse
- holey, holy, wholly
- hour, our
- idle, idol
- in, inn
- indict, indite
- it's, its
- jewel, joule
- key, quay
- knave, nave
- knead, need
- knew, new
- knight, night
- knit, nit
- knob, nob
- knock, nock
- knot, not
- know, no
- knows, nose
- laager, lager
- lac, lack
- lade, laid
- lain, lane
- lam, lamb
- laps, lapse
- larva, lava
- lase, laze
- law, lore
- lay, ley
- lea, lee
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- leach, leech
- lead, led
- leak, leek
- lean, lien
- lessen, lesson
- levee, levy
- liar, lyre
- licence, license
- licker, liquor
- lie, lye
- lieu, loo
- links, lynx
- lo, low
- load, lode
- loan, lone
- locks, lox
- loop, loupe
- loot, lute
- made, maid
- mail, male
- main, mane
- maize, maze
- mall, maul
- manna, manner
- mantel, mantle
- mare, mayor
- mark, marque
- marshal, martial
- marten, martin
- mask, masque
- maw, more
- me, mi
- mean, mien
- meat, meet, mete
- medal, meddle
- metal, mettle
- meter, metre
- might, mite
- miner, minor, mynah
- mind, mined
- missed, mist
- moat, mote
- mode, mowed
- moor, more
- moose, mousse
- morning, mourning
- muscle, mussel
- naval, navel
- nay, neigh
- nigh, nye
- none, nun
- od, odd
- ode, owed
- oh, owe
- one, won
- packed, pact
- packs, pax
- pail, pale
- pain, pane
- pair, pare, pear
- palate, palette, pallet
- pascal, paschal
- paten, patten, pattern
- pause, paws, pores, pours
- pawn, porn
- pea, pee
- peace, piece
- peak, peek, peke, pique
- peal, peel
- pearl, purl
- pedal, peddle
- peer, pier
- pi, pie
- pica, pika
- place, plaice
- plain, plane
- pleas, please
- plum, plumb
- pole, poll
- poof, pouffe
- practice, practise
- praise, prays, preys
- principal, principle
- profit, prophet
- quarts, quartz
- quean, queen
- rain, reign, rein
- raise, rays, raze
- rap, wrap
- raw, roar
- read, reed
- read, red
- real, reel
- reek, wreak
- rest, wrest
- retch, wretch
- review, revue
- rheum, room
- right, rite, wright, write
- ring, wring
- road, rode
- roe, row
- role, roll
- roo, roux, rue
- rood, rude
- root, route
- rose, rows
- rota, rotor
- rote, wrote
- rough, ruff
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- rouse, rows
- rung, wrung
- rye, wry
- saver, savour
- spade, spayed
- sale, sail
- sane, seine
- satire, satyr
- sauce, source
- saw, soar, sore
- scene, seen
- scull, skull
- sea, see
- seam, seem
- sear, seer, sere
- seas, sees, seize
- sew, so, sow
- shake, sheikh
- shear, sheer
- shoe, shoo
- sic, sick
- side, sighed
- sign, sine
- sink, synch
- slay, sleigh
- sloe, slow
- sole, soul
- some, sum
- son, sun
- sort, sought
- spa, spar
- staid, stayed
- stair, stare
- stake, steak
- stalk, stork
- stationary, stationery
- steal, steel
- stile, style
- storey, story
- straight, strait
- sweet, suite
- swat, swot
- tacks, tax
- tale, tail
- talk, torque
- tare, tear
- taught, taut, tort
- te, tea, tee
- team, teem
- tear, tier
- teas, tease
- terce, terse
- tern, turn
- there, their, they're
- threw, through
- throes, throws
- throne, thrown
- thyme, time
- tic, tick
- tide, tied
- tire, tyre
- to, too, two
- toad, toed, towed
- told, tolled
- tole, toll
- ton, tun
- tor, tore
- tough, tuff
- troop, troupe
- tuba, tuber
- vain, vane, vein
- vale, veil
- vial, vile
- wail, wale, whale
- wain, wane
- waist, waste
- wait, weight
- waive, wave
- wall, waul
- war, wore
- ware, wear, where
- warn, worn
- wart, wort
- watt, what
- wax, whacks
- way, weigh, whey
- we, wee, whee
- weak, week
- we'd, weed
- weal, we'll, wheel
- wean, ween
- weather, whether
- weaver, weever
- weir, we're
- were, whirr
- wet, whet
- wheald, wheeled
- which, witch
- whig, wig
- while, wile
- whine, wine
- whirl, whorl
- whirled, world
- whit, wit
- white, wight
- who's, whose
- woe, whoa
- wood, would
- yaw, yore, your, you're
- yoke, yolk
- you'll, yule
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Near misses
These are word pairs that have been suggested but rejection, for one of the following reasons:-
- Not precisely the same pronunciation.
I only reject on this grounds, if my dictionary gives different pronunciation (or is unclear) and
I think there is a difference, or am not sure how one of the words in pronounced.
- accept, except
- acetic, ascetic
- advice, advise
- affect, effect
- axe, acts
- axle, axil
- deal, dele
- caret, carrot
- close, clothes
- cask, casque
- deuce, juice
- facts, fax
- formerly, formally
- halve, have
- hostel, hostile
- ion, iron
- jota, jotter
- liar, layer
- loch, lock
- mana, manna
- ordinance, ordnance
- paw/pore/pour, poor
- pecan, pekan
- picture, pitcher
- plaintiff, plaintive
- prince, prints
- presence, presents
- tense, tents
- wan, won
- The two spellings have a meaning in common. Even if each spelling has distinct meanings,
any common mean classifies them as alternative spellings rather than homophones.
(American, or other non-British, spellings are ignored for this purpose.)
- ambiance, ambience
- assay, essay
- aught, ought
- cot, cote
- depositary, depository
- forbear, forebear
- forego, forgo
- gage, gauge
- gel, jell
- genet, jennet
- gibe, gybe
- gray, grey
- grill, grille
- groin, groyne
- gunnel, gunwale
- hippie, hippy
- main, maine
- prise, prize
- ray, re
- ton, tonne
- It would be double counting.
If two forms of two words are different homophones, then a single example an only be counted.
I list complement/compliment and hence don't list complementary/complimentary.
I normally list the simplest form (singular rather than plural; present tense etc.) unless other form is a longer list.
e.g. I list holey/holy/wholly rather than hole/whole.
- Proper nouns and associated adjectives are not allowed, notably a lot of nations, nationalities,
and place names are pronounced the same as common nouns.
- Capitol, capital
- Crewe, crew
- Czech, check/cheque
- Chile, chilly/chilli
- Dane, deign
- Greece, grease
- Hungary, hungry
- Lapp, lap
- Nice, niece
- Pole, poll
- Rome, roam
- Sikh, seek
- Thai, tie
- Towcester, toaster
- Wales, whales
And many, many more.
Unsure
Alleged homophones that aren't in the dictionary.
Word |
Homophone(s) |
Comment |
wether |
weather, whether |
I am told this is a type of sheep. |
basinet |
bassinet |
?A musical instrument? |
hele |
heal,heal |
?Song, from the German? |
how'll |
howl |
Not really establisted enough to count |
leider |
leader |
?Song, from the German? |
lune |
loon |
The moon (if so fails as a proper noun) |
meer |
mere |
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rayed |
raid |
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sice |
syce |
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sorel |
sorrel |
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velum |
vellum |
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wyrd |
weird |
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Inconsistency of the English Language
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English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick'
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Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless."
Below are more examples of lexophiles:
- 01. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
- 02. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
- 03. When the smoglifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
- 04. The batterieswere given out free of charge.
- 05. A dentist and amanicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
- 06. A will is a dead giveaway.
- 07. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
- 08. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
- 08. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
- 09. Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
- 10. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
- 11. A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
- 12. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
- 13. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
- 14. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
- 15. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
- 16. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
- 17. Those who get too big for their britches will be totally exposed in the end.
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A palindrome is a word or sentence that reads the same forward as it does backward. The words a and I are perhaps the simplest and least interesting palindromes; the word racecar and the name Hannah are more interesting and illustrative. Neither spaces nor punctuation are usually taken into consideration when constructing sentences that are palindromes -- one of the most famous palindromes is "A man, a plan, a canal, Panama" -- but when the spaces are properly positioned as well, so much the better. An example would be the also famous palindrome "Able was I ere I saw Elba," purportedly spoken by Napoleon, referring to his first sighting of Elba, the island where the British exiled him.
Palindromes are a type of palingram called letter palingrams. A palingram is a sentence in which the letters, syllables, or words read the same backward as they do forward. The sentence, "He was, was he?" is a word palingram, because the words can be placed in reverse order and still read the same. The sentence, "I did, did I?" is not only a word palingram but a letter palingram (or palindrome) as well.
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A number of interesting palindromes are given below for your amusement.
Words
- aibohphobia
- alula
- cammac
- civic
- deified
- deleveled
- detartrated
- devoved
- dewed
- evitative
- Hannah
- kayak
- kinnikinnik
- lemel
- level
- madam
- Malayalam
- minim
- murdrum
- peeweep
- racecar
- radar
- redder
- refer
- reifier
- repaper
- reviver
- rotator
- rotavator
- rotor
- sagas
- solos
- sexes
- stats
- tenet
- terret
- testset
Places
- Glenelg (Australia)
- Kanakanak (Alaska)
- Kinikinik (Colorado)
- Navan (Meath, Ireland)
- Neuquen (Argentina)
- Ward Draw (South Dakota)
- Wassamassaw (South Carolina)
- Yreka Bakery (Yreka, California)
Not Quite Legitimate
- Retteb, si flahd noces eht tub, but the second half is better.
- Doctor Reubenstein was shocked and dismayed when he answered the
ringing telephone, only to hear a strange, metallic, alien voice say,
"Yasec iovn eilacilla temeg! Nartsa raehoty lnoenoh pelet gnig,
nirehtde rewsnaehn ehw. Deya! Msid! Dnadek cohssaw nietsne buerro,
tcod?"
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Phrases and Sentences
- A dog, a plan, a canal: pagoda.
- A man, a plan, a canal: Panama.
- A new order began, a more Roman age bred Rowena.
- A tin mug for a jar of gum, Nita.
- A Toyota. Race fast, safe car. A Toyota.
- Able was I ere I saw Elba.
- Animal loots foliated detail of stool lamina.
- Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna.
- Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
- Are we not pure? "No sir!" Panama's moody Noriega brags. "It is
garbage!" Irony dooms a man; a prisoner up to new era.
- As I pee, sir, I see Pisa!
- Barge in! Relate mere war of 1991 for a were-metal Ernie grab!
- Bombard a drab mob.
- Bush saw Sununu swash sub.
- Cain: a maniac.
- Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic.
- Daedalus: nine. Peninsula: dead.
- Dammit, I'm mad!
- Delia saw I was ailed.
- Denim axes examined.
- Dennis and Edna sinned.
- Depardieu, go razz a rogue I draped.
- Desserts, I stressed!
- Did I draw Della too tall, Edward? I did?
- Do good? I? No! Evil anon I deliver. I maim nine more hero-men in
Saginaw, sanitary sword a-tuck, Carol, I -- lo! -- rack, cut a drowsy
rat in Aswan. I gas nine more hero-men in Miami. Reviled, I (Nona) live
on. I do, O God!
- Doc, note I dissent: a fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.
- Drab as a fool, aloof as a bard.
- Drat Saddam, a mad dastard!
- Draw, O coward!
- Draw pupil's lip upward.
- Ed, I saw Harpo Marx ram Oprah W. aside.
- Eva, can I stab bats in a cave?
- Evil did I dwell; lewd I did live.
- Gateman sees name, garageman sees name tag.
- Go hang a salami; I'm a lasagna hog.
- Goldenrod-adorned log.
- Golf? No sir, prefer prison-flog.
- Harass sensuousness, Sarah.
- I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori.
- Laminated E.T. animal.
- Lay a wallaby baby ball away, Al.
- Lepers repel.
- Let O'Hara gain an inn in a Niagara hotel.
- Live not on evil.
- Lived on Decaf; faced no Devil.
- Lonely Tylenol.
- Ma is a nun, as I am.
- Ma is as selfless as I am.
- Madam, I'm Adam.
- Madam in Eden, I'm Adam.
- Marge lets Norah see Sharon's telegram.
- May a moody baby doom a yam.
- Meet animals; laminate 'em.
- Mr. Owl ate my metal worm.
- Murder for a jar of red rum.
- Never odd or even.
- No, Mel Gibson is a casino's big lemon.
- No cab, no tuna nut on bacon.
- No lemon, no melon.
- No sir -- away! A papaya war is on.
- On a clover, if alive, erupts a vast, pure evil; a fire volcano.
- Party boobytrap.
- Poor Dan is in a droop.
- Reviled did I live, said I, as evil I did deliver.
- Rise to vote, sir.
- Saw tide rose? So red it was.
- Senile felines.
- So many dynamos!
- Some men interpret nine memos.
- Stab nail at ill Italian bats.
- Stack cats.
- Stella won no wallets.
- Step on no pets.
- Stop! Murder us not, tonsured rumpots!
- Straw? No, too stupid a fad; I put soot on warts.
- T. Eliot, top bard, notes putrid tang emanating, is sad. I'd assign it
a name: gnat dirt upset on drab pot-toilet.
- Tarzan raised Desi Arnaz' rat.
- Ten animals I slam in a net.
- Too bad I hid a boot.
- Was it a car or a cat I saw?
- Wonder if Sununu's fired now.
- Won't I panic in a pit now?
- Won't lovers revolt now?
- Yo, banana boy!
- Yo, Bob! Mug o' gumbo, boy!
- Yo, bottoms up! (U.S. motto, boy.)
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Another list of palindrome examples:
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Don't nod
Dogma: I am God
Never odd or even
Too bad – I hid a boot
Rats live on no evil star
No trace; not one carton
Was it Eliot's toilet I saw?
Murder for a jar of red rum
May a moody baby doom a yam?
Go hang a salami; I'm a lasagna hog!
Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas!
A Toyota! Race fast... safe car: a Toyota
Straw? No, too stupid a fad; I put soot on warts
Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
Doc Note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod
No, it never propagates if I set a gap or prevention
Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna
Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus
Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak
Some men interpret nine memos
Campus Motto: Bottoms up, Mac
Go deliver a dare, vile dog!
Madam, in Eden I'm Adam
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
Ah, Satan sees Natasha
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Do geese see God?
God saw I was dog
Dennis sinned
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What is a ponderism?
A ponderism is a kind of a bridge between a joke and a witty word play, not far from a pun, and quite close to a re-evaluation of an axiom. Sometimes it is an incorrectly understood rhetorical question and rarely an impressive thought. For most people, however, it is just a poor and lame attempt at “pondering” matters that have not mattered to anyone else before. But still, a few people do not take things for granted and actually think about what they say. These then “ponder” evident things, racking their brains with something they thought was as clear as day, but which turned out not to be so crystal clear after all.
Ponderism is a new word in English. Not a single dictionary knows it and even the online urban dictionary is behind the curve. The word has obviously been derived from the verb ponder meaning to consider, contemplate, or deliberate. It could perhaps be that until today nobody needed to name the activity of thinking of such ordinary and tedious things as everybody had been busy with the more difficult and tricky linguistic stuff. However, in the 21st century when we discovered the paradoxical basics of the language that we have already been exploring for hundreds of years, we suddenly need a word for the discovery...
Here are some examples to illustrate ponderism from Richard Lederer 's Crazy English:
1. There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger, neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
2. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat.
3. English muffins were not invented in England or french fries in France.
4. And why is it that writers write, but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce, and hammers don’t ham?
5. If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
6. If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese? Is cheese the plural of choose?
7. How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
8. How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
9. When a house burns up, it burns down.
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Riddle #1: What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
Ans: A Stamp
Riddle #2: A truck driver is going the opposite direction to the other traffic on a one-way street. A police officer sees him but doesn't stop him. Why doesn't the police officer stop him?
Ans: The Truck Driver was not driving but walking
Riddle #3: Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he usually weigh?
Ans: Meat
Riddle #4: There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
Ans: Water Melon
Riddle #5: What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Ans: Mushroom
Riddle #6: What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
Ans: Palmtree
Riddle #7: Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son. Who is the man?
Ans: Myself
Riddle #8: What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die?
Ans: Nothing
Riddle #9: The maker doesn't need it. The buyer won't use it. The user can't see it. What is it?
Ans: Coffin
Riddle #10: Which word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?
Ans: "Incorrectly"!
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Some English words with multiple meanings are confusing
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- The bandage was
wound
around the
wound.
- The farm was used to
produce produce.
- The dump was so full that it had to
refuse
more
refuse.
- We must
polish
the
Polish
furniture.
- He could
lead
if he would get the
lead
out.
- The soldier decided to
desert
his dessert in the
desert.
- Since there is no time like the
present
, he thought it was time to
present
the
present.
- A
bass
was painted on the head of the
bass
drum.
- When shot at, the
dove dove
into the bushes.
- I did not
object
to the
object.
- The insurance was
invalid
for the
invalid.
- There was a
row
among the oarsmen about how to
row.
- They were too
close
to the door to
close
it.
The buck
does
funny things when the
does
are present.
A seamstress and a
sewer
fell down into a
sewer
line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his
sow
to
sow.
The
wind
was too strong to
wind
the sail.
Upon seeing the
tear
in the painting I shed a
tear.
I had to
subject
the
subject
to a series of tests.
How can I
intimate
this to my most
intimate
friend?
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The many conflicting uses of the word "UP"
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There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is 'UP.'
It's easy to understand
UP
, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake
UP
At a meeting, why does a topic come
UP
? Why do we speak
UP
and why are the officers
UP
for election and why is it
UP
to the secretary to write
UP
a report?
We call
UP
our friends. And we use it to brighten
UP
a room, polish
UP
the silver, we warm
UP
the leftovers and clean
UP
the kitchen. We lock
UP
the house and some guys fix
UP
the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir
UP
trouble, line
UP
for tickets, work
UP
an appetite, and think
UP
excuses. To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed
UP
is special.
And this
UP
is confusing: A drain must be opened
UP
because it is stopped
UP
We open
UP
a store in the morning but we close it
UP
at night.
We seem to be pretty mixed
UP
about
UP
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of
UP
, look the word
UP
in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes
UP
almost 1/4th of the page and can add
UP
to about thirty definitions. If you are
UP
to it, you might try building
UP
a list of the many ways
UP
is used. It will take
UP
a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP
, you may wind
UP
with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding
UP
. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing
UP.
When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things
UP.
When it doesn't rain for a while, things dry
UP.
One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it
UP
, for now my time is
UP
, so it is time to shut
UP!
What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at night?
U-P
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The truth behind British politeness
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The table below sheds light on just how difficult it can be for a foreigner to understand what the British really mean when they're speaking – especially for those take every word at face value.
Phrases that prove the trickiest to decipher include 'you must come for dinner', which foreigners tend to take as a direct invitation, but is actually said out of politeness by many Britons and often does not result in an invite.
The table also reveals that when a person from Britain begins a sentence "with the greatest respect ...', they actually mean 'I think you are an idiot'.
WHAT THE BRITISH SAY |
WHAT THE BRITISH MEAN |
WHAT FOREIGNERS UNDERSTAND |
I hear what you say |
I disagree and do not want to discuss it further |
He accepts my point of view |
With the greatest respect |
You are an idiot |
He is listening to me |
That's not bad |
That's good |
That's poor |
That is a very brave proposal |
You are insane |
He thinks I have courage |
Quite good |
A bit disappointing |
Quite good |
I would suggest |
Do it or be prepared to justify yourself |
Think about the idea, but do what you like |
Oh, incidentally/ by the way |
The primary purpose of our discussion is |
That is not very important |
I was a bit disappointed that |
I am annoyed that |
It doesn't really matter |
Very interesting |
That is clearly nonsense |
They are impressed |
I'll bear it in mind |
I've forgotten it already |
They will probably do it |
I'm sure it's my fault |
It's your fault |
Why do they think it was their fault? |
You must come for dinner |
It's not an invitation, I'm just being polite |
I will get an invitation soon |
I almost agree |
I don't agree at all |
He's not far from agreement |
I only have a few minor comments |
Please rewrite completely |
He has found a few typos |
Could we consider some other options |
I don't like your idea |
They have not yet decided |
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